What is with this life we live

Due to recent events in my life, I have under gone a massive diet change. My doctor says I need to drop a few pounds and had given me some wonderful news. Type two Diabetes, yes the dig D. Several weeks later here I am, hungry and constipated. My Mt Dew is gone, water has replaced it. No more sweets or yummy carbs. After reading several pages of info on the web, I have come to find that a low carb "life style" is the way to go. With all brain droll about the presidential candidates, global warming and gas prices, I just have too much to worry about.




Lets look at a low-carb Hillary!

• 1974: Pro-choice fervency not based on any personal abortion. (Jul 2007)
• 1993: Health plan included RU-486 & widely available abortion. (Jul 2007)
• 1999: Keep abortion safe, legal & rare into next century. (Jul 2007)
• Voted NO on paying down federal debt by rating programs' effectiveness. (Mar 2007)
• Voted NO on $40B in reduced federal overall spending. (Dec 2005)
• Voted NO on recommending Constitutional ban on flag desecration. (Jun 2006)
• Voted NO on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
• Voted YES on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
• Reduce sentencing disparity for crack, but not retroactively. (Dec 2007)
• 1969: Held herself aloof from college drug counterculture. (Jul 2007)
• Diverted non-violent drug offenders away from prison. (Jun 2007)
• Addressed drug problem with treatment and special drug courts. (Oct 2000)
• Voted YES on removing oil & gas exploration subsidies. (Jun 2007)
• Voted YES on making oil-producing and exporting cartels illegal. (Jun 2007)
• Voted YES on factoring global warming into federal project planning. (May 2007)
• Voted YES on disallowing an oil leasing program in Alaska's ANWR. (Nov 2005)

I can't afford a low-carb life style with this woman! She couldn't satisfy one man, how can she satisfy the country?

Barack Obama

Well that's just what we need, I hear he might be the anti-Christ! Come on guys, this guy needs a low-carb diet and a lobotomy. God help us if gets elected. Enough said there, at least for me.

[Editor's Note: I removed a picture that allegedly depicted Barack Obama refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance. This is not true. I only removed it because it was blatant false information, not because I support Obama. For more information, see this and this.]





So back to my low-carb life. I have been munching on some sugar-free waffers and chewy granola bars for snacks. Still a lot of carbs but no sugar, no taste and hard as a rock! Sounds great, right? At least not buying bread and high-starch foods means I have a little more cash to offset the high gas prices. Dr. Atkins would be proud of me!

I have been eating a larger amount of meat but that promotes global warming, or does it? There is tons of evidence on both sides of this global warming issue, too much to list. Over and over again these environmental warriors trade punches back and forth, each side claiming to be right. Does anyone really know the truth? I mean if we were to try and listen to every shred of evidence presented by these "credible scientists" it would take a life time. I think what these people need is to reduce their carb intake so their mouths will not be so fat. Look at the money waisted on all this research. We could end world hunger for the cost of one or two government-backed studies. I don't know, I am too worried about diabetes. Some disease infested, cigarette smoking, overweight, do-gooder is sitting in his gas guzzling SUV, talking on a cell phone while driving trying to save a frigging whale some where. For what, trying to make his mark on life? Or is he really doing it out of the goodness of his enlarged dying heart?

I am going to eat some meat, my head hurts. Don't forget to take a multi-vitamin and a fiber substitute or you will be constipated just like Hillary's brain.