Iran, oil, Iraq and swimming pools

I just don't get it. Why does Iran want to screw up my summer vacation? Isn't it enough that oil prices are almost ending life as we know it now but wait, that dirty little funny looking SOB in Iran wants to make it worse.

We should own the Middle East by now, either way you look at it, it is ours for the taking. What else do we have to do right now? If we started mass producing some of the world's finest bombs and explosives we could own that crap hole in just a few days. I say bring back carpet bombing! It seemed to work in the 40's, it should work today. Screw world peace.

We could kill two birds with one stone, really! Kill everyone in Iran, repopulate it, train starving Africans to work the oil fields and give them swimming pools and BAM, no more oil problems. This puts a stopper on world poverty and gets rid of our enemies.

We don't want our Asian "pals" to take Iran. After all most of the oil in that region is headed to Asia. That would tip the balance of power some. We don't need that either.

With all the military resources we have in Iraq, we don't want Iran to blow it up. I am too old now to fight a war (even though I quit smoking and lost some weight). I don't want my son to have to fight a war against these punks either. So I say we strike first for once! Let God sort them out. Burn their cities to the ground and level their military! No need to wait.

No matter what side of the fence you are one, good with God, or right with Satan (atheist, or other non-Christian religion), we could make sure this doesn't interrupt our children's soccer games or stop the growth of the fast food industry.

Remember, no matter how hard you try or what you do, you will never make it out of this world alive! So stop trying and lets blow the shit out of Iran! We could own the world's oil supply.