Thursday, July 24, 2008

My Boys!

A diet high in soy products can reduce your sperm count by half!

I'm in trouble. As a vegetarian, I probably eat more soy products than the average person. It's the perfect protein.

But then they say that Asians eat all kinds of soy products and they don't seem to have fertility problems (i.e. 1 billion people in China!).

But who's counting sperm? I've met my procreation quota. I guess it's just the whole "growing boobs" thing I have to worry about.

But at least I have "high quality" sperm, unlike those fat people...

3 comments:

  1. The fat thing is a lie, look at all the fat lazy people on welfare. They keep breeding.

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  2. LMAO - you're a riot. If you ask me, and maybe you don't, soy is not to be consumed by humans!! My vet even told me not to give it to my dog...full of hormones. So be afraid of boobs. Be very afraid. *giggling with intermittent snorts*

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  3. And keep in mind, a normal healthy man has millions of sperm. Cut that in half and it still only takes one. I can't help you with the boob thing.

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