I was driving down the street today and I saw a religious group wandering around the neighborhood. They were up to no good I'm sure. I bet they were proselytizing, recruiting new people for their church.
That is so wrong. A large majority of people in the world are dumb. Maybe that's a little too harsh, but it's basically true. So these proselytizers wander around, looking for the dumb people that they can convince to join their church.
They are basically taking advantage of these "challenged" people. They are finding weak people, recruiting them to come sit with their group once a week or more and become brainwashed.
Oh, but church is good! It gives people a sense of community and belonging! What, sitting around half the day doing nothing? Can't they come up with something more productive?
If all of the people who go to church, spent that time, together as a "community," outside cleaning up litter, this place would be spotless! Now there's a result you can see!
I will leave you with some funny comedy, from Lewis Black...
How much time do you spend cleaning your street every week?
ReplyDeleteFor someone who believes in positive thinking you sure have very little faith in anything else.
Who ever said being productive was the meaning of life?
There you go again trying to influence others with your sick liberal mind! God will forgive you if you ask my friend.
Get off the computer and go recycle some plastic.