More war is better for everyone

I took some time to read a few pages of Internet trash from the Communist News Network, i.e. CNN. A story posted on CNN from the AP titled "Melting Arctic shows need for climate pact, group says," made the front page (of their web site). Now it seems there is always a "you all are going to die" story on CNN. I think these people need some antidepressants. Good God man! Everyday there is a world ending, life altering, tragedy some where in the world.

There is even a special section with a large list of global "oh shits" that are going to kill us all. It is called Planet in Peril. If for some ungodly reason you run out of events that might lead to a human free earth, there you will find plenty to take the place of any solved planet killing events.

Now with that said, I have the cure all. War, yes a good long-lasting, high death rate war. Overpopulation is a real problem (and is listed here). So lets say we start a war, a grand war. One that kills millions and millions of people. That means no more over population, less greenhouse gases, less people eating meat, less people drinking water and an increase in the economy rebuilding said country(s).

The answer, war in name of the Polar Bears


I think I should run for head of the New World Order (soon to be formed). I would make Hitler proud. WW2 would look like the war of 1812 compared to the destruction I would cause. Lets burn this bitch down and save the polar bears!