At Outback Steakhouse, Saturday Night...

... you were on the second level, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

My new favorite place on the Internet! As if Craig's List wasn't funny enough...

Check out the "missed connections" page for your local Craig's List.

You never know, maybe someone saw you somewhere and they were really interested.

It's always good for a fun read anyway, even if you're not looking for that special someone who got away.