I had no idea that this was even possible. And who was the first person to think of it? So if for some reason or another, you can't drink your liquor the normal way, no problem. That's only one of the half dozen or so orifices you have to choose from. Check this out!
I'm just glad the charges were dropped against this woman. It was bad enough she had to give her husband booze enemas all the time. I think at that point I'd be saying that's better left for a private party with yourself. They do get extra points for being creative though.
And don't forget Halloween is coming up soon! I know everyone out there is getting their spooky decorations ready, including this guy. No, a fake leg just isn't quite good enough. I mean, when people walk up to your door and you tell them there's a real leg inside that jar, I'm sure they'll believe you.
And we haven't even touched on the fact this happened in North Carolina, and the guy who lost his leg was holding on to it so it could be cremated with him when he died, and he kept it in a barbecue smoker in a rental garage, and the smoker was auctioned off after the guy stopped paying rent at the garage place.
But in your Halloween festivities, when your out drunk on your sherry enema, please stay away from the ostriches. They are known for embarrassing men in front of their ladies. Of course that means you have to git yer gun and go make things even. Poor Gaylord the Ostrich.
I have to tell you, being a photojournalist, you might not want to trust the media so much. These stories you are quoting might just be wrong. Case in point, I did a house fire last year, the media claimed the house "burnt to the ground". In my pictures of this fire, you could clearly see that 75% of the said structure was still untouched by the fire. The story stated that the house "burnt to the ground" and my picture was right next to the story, on the front page! Yes the front page. I guess the editor didn't catch that one! The news media stinks, they lie and fabricate stories to entertain their readers and viewing public. There is no concern for the truth. I would say pictures don't lie but thanks to photoshop, I can now entertain people better with false images.
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