Chastity Belt for Men? Come on!!!!!!!!

Just for the record, I wanted to add an image of this stupid device but did not want to ofend our reader (one reader).

Where do I start on this one, male chastity belts? Out of all the stupid things you could spend your Burger King pay check on, why would you want to buy a cage for your penis? Just for the record, I did not go out looking for a locking hot dog device. A friend pointed me to a blog (blog #2)that talked of one. I myself would never ever ever ever ever let my wife lock up my twig and berries. I would ask her to leave peacefully and then I'd find a new wife.

Penis cage, chastity belt for men, this has got to be the most worthless invention ever, second only to bobble heads.

This has got to be some sort of sick joke, no one in their "right mind" would let a woman use such a device on them. With the cage attached to your little fellow you can't even engage in solo sessions! Life without masturbation, good Lord man, lookout! Now it might be possible to use and distribute these man-killing cages in prisons but not to the general public for pleasure. What if you lost the key? Doctor, could you please take this cage off my penis I lost the key. Yeah, talk about embarrassment.

We could start a federally funded program to distribute these devices in Africa, that would help end world hunger. After a few months of sperm backup, they would be killing each other and the population would drop dramatically and as an added bonus no new births!

I guess the penis cage does have a use, in Africa.