Wow, pretty soon obese people will be thrown in jail for being fat. I tell you what! These freaks will find someone to blame for everything. Never mind global irresponsibility, blame the fat people. Just like smoking, cigarettes cause cancer, global warming, nuclear war and bad weather. Cigarettes have been blamed for all the world's ills, now it's fat people causing global warming.
LETS KILL ALL THE SMOKERS AND FAT PEOPLE, START WITH ME. COME GET SOME FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BBC News Reports:
Obese people are contributing to the world food crisis and climate change, experts say.
The London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine calculated the obese consume 18% more calories than average.
They are also responsible for using more fuel, which has an environmental impact and drives up food prices as transport and agriculture both use oil.
The result is that the poor struggle to afford food and greenhouse gas emissions rise, the Lancet reported.
It comes as the World Health Organization predicts the obese population will double by 2015 to 700m.
Ok so fat people are the cause of all problems... Maybe we should put a big fat smoker in office then our farm lands wouldn't be forced out to make room for apartments or parking lots or wonderful golf courses for those skinny *sses to chase their balls on.. ahh as to smokers... OK well I was told about this program that had to be set up because of the big tobacco lawsuit where if you get a percription from your doctor you can go to this clinic and they have anything there that you would like to try to quit smoking and offer support... Ok so I go to the Dr and Mr Peabody ( not his real name of course) tells me well lets worry about your cough first then if you still want to quit come back in a week and we can discuss it and things i can perscibe for you.. I think he gets a kickback from writing out all those scripts as he writes something new eachtime i go in even if i never fill them.. Ok so heres to looking for a new doctor and being a fat happy smoker for the day!!!
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